"We'll Pay You $1 per Minute (in Cash) If We're Late"
...We take pride in delivering an on-time, professional service, but if we're late, we'll pay you $1 per minute in cash, on the spot.
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We'll arrange a time slot with you. As soon as that time-slot ends, the clock starts?
The maximum payment is $60 - (60 minutes).
We may reschedule with you before a job begins, in that case this guarantee will apply at the new time.